Wait!

 

This is NOT my girlfriend!

 

 

I have gotten a ton of complaints from people telling me that "this is cruel" and I am "some kind of monster" so.... Let me say this ONE MORE TIME:

 

This is NOT my girlfriend!

 

This posting appeared on the Internet way back in 2001. I thought it was funny. Eventually the author moved on and the site went down. I captured it for posterity and reproduced it here without passing judgement on it.

I am in no way related to these people and do not even know who they are.

If you don't like it, then I would urge you not to listen to it or to pass it on to others.

--Rick Scherle

There comes a time in most relationships that one of the two parties wants to end it - and about that time all hell breaks loose.  This is a great example of that hell breaking loose.

As the story goes, I dated this older woman for about 8 months. We were pretty serious but had some communication issues. Well, as you'll see, she had no problem communicating her feelings. 

Its hard enough getting over someone.  When she leaves you in excess of 50 psychotic voicemails, it makes it even harder.  So, lets have some fun getting over her by starting a web site.  I hope you enjoy my personal pain as much as my friends have.
-Mark

Controversial Call Removed
The now-infamous "Call #31" has been removed from from the voicemails page. A new, edited version of the call should be released soon. Check Napster for the old version. There has even been a rumor of an auction for it floating around. How loco is that?


03.20.01
Official Site Launch
I still have a lot of work to do on this website. Right now, the main goal was to get it up and running so that you can check out the voicemails section. Go check it out. And be sure to come back soon. I'll have the other sections up and running ASAP.

Sincerely,
theguy@psychoexgirlfriend.com

Voicemails

Why are the pretty ones always insane? - Chief Clancy Wiggum

All these voice mails are real. She left them on my cell phone.  The times and dates are correct. She didn't even give me time to listen to some of the messages before she called back with another psychotic one!

Please share them with your friends.  And above all else, let this be a lesson to you - run, don't walk, from a psychotic woman.

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Sorry guys.
Had to rm #31.
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